Season 1
EP07-01 - How Crypto Yield Farming Works
How crypto yield farming and DeFi protocols work. Learn about cryptocurrency staking, liquidity mining, tokenomics, and the risks of crypto investment schemes.
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No. No no no. They picked me?
Guaranteed tier. Eighteen percent. Guaranteed.
This is it… this is the one…
Okay. Okay. Before you say anything — just look at it.
...s-so, 18 % fixed APY paid daily in $YAPE! Real AI revenue share! Backed by on-chain volume!
Define ‘real’ for me, slowly.
First, why would anyone pay you 18% to do nothing but lend them your money? They could have asked for a better credit card.
Unless, they found a way to pay you less than 18%...
maybe less than what you put in!
also, why do they need to raise capital through coin offerings? What work are they trying to get done?
Watch the colour, not the water line. The dye is the real money. The water is only supply.
Everyone pours in real dye. Then the emission pipe runs, day and night, plain water.
The pool rises. The colour thins.
Insiders scoop while it is still dark. Small flasks, maximum colour.
Some are handed the concentrate before the doors open, at a fraction of the price. That is what an early investor deal is.
Hold on. Her bucket is way bigger than the bottle she brought in.
And nearly colourless. She measured the water. They took the dye.
By the time you’re allowed in for your share, the insiders have long gone, carrying out almost all the blue water.
When your ice melts, you recover only a few drops of blue water. Your 'yield' turns out to be the thinnest trickle.
But they promised I would make money!
They always say that.
But how can I know what a scheme really looks like?
If anyone asks how you figured it out, promise you won't say my name~